Joey van Damme has a good, big cigar - if you get our meaning - and he's been saving it for a nice, very private smoke. And he wants to share it with you. Now, we all know the benefits of a nice, big cigar - for one thing, it can make you very, very popular. And a muscleman like the young, handsome, and nicely endowed Mr. van Damme (did we mention he has a really big cigar?) is going to make a lot of new friends when he shares his, um, smoke. G'wan. Light it up, Joey. That's a good boy.